....Richard Tisei, Openly Gay Republican, Picked As GOP Gubernatorial Candidate's Running Mate: Wait for it...the GOP implodes in a paroxysm of righteous indignation in 4...3...2....
....Sen. Lamar Alexander Repeatedly Calls Medicaid A 'Medical Ghetto'. When the facts don't break your way, relying on demagoguery, talking points, and propaganda are ALWAYS good options. Nice work, Senator.
....Red Headed Boy Attacked; Police Probe Tie To 'Kick A Ginger Day'. Just because it's on the TV machine doesn't mean you have to run out and try to do it yourself.
....The Memory Scrub About Why Ft. Hood Happened Is Almost Complete ... If It Weren't for Archives. Right there's only one thing you need to know about MAJ Nidal Hassan- he's a Muslim...and you know what that means. How about we just herd them all into camps? It worked with Japanese-Americans in WWII, right?
....Speaking with Palin, Dennis Miller transitions from calling Newsweek cover 'sexist' to insulting Hillary Clinton. When the facts don't break your way, relying on demagoguery, talking points, and propaganda are ALWAYS good options. Wait...is there an echo in here??
....I'm Rick Perry...and I'll kill whoever I damn well please...and there's not a God---n thing you can do about it. Do you not know that I'm running for re-election??
....If you woke up this morning thinking "My life would be complete...if only I could see Kate Hudson's naked boobs"...well, now may just be your last best chance.
....Why Do Conservatives Love Sarah Palin? Because She Never Stops Whining. And Lord knows America LOVES whiners...especially when that whining is partnered with simplistic ignorance of reality and cheap emotionalism.
....Why, who needs Tim Geithner? Why not just eliminate the middle man and put a bank CEO in charge of the Treasury? Uh, Mr. Wolf? Welcome to the hen house.
....Police: Steelers Fan Killed Puppy Before Game. Because real football fans give no quarter...and because they lack the balls to take on something their own size.
