November 26, 2009 5:39 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....If you're looking for a truly miserable excuse for a human being...well, you couldn't do worse than Bill O'Reilly. Hypocritical? Check. Self-absorbed? Check. Self-Righteous? Check. Unethcal. Udamnbetcha....

....Coming in a close second as the world's most truly miserable excuse for a human being is Lou Dobbs, who, while on CNN, built his shows ratings on disparaging Hispanics. Now that he's considering a political career, he's discovered the he just LOVES him the Brown People. Vaya con Dios...what's Spanish for "d-bag"??

....Palin fuels presidential rumors: 'I like' the sound of 'President Palin.'. When Fascism takes power in America, it will be in an attractive package and waiving the American flag. When stupid people vote, stupid leaders is what we'll get.

....Youth Group Rap Advocates "Side-Hugs" Over Sinful "Front-Hugs". What Would Jesus Do? I think he'd be playing Russian Roulette in an airport men's room.

....Bonus Prescient Recipe: Todd Palin's 'Baked Alaska' Pot Brownies And Beer. If it's good enough for The First Dude, it's good enough for me.... ;-)

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...Dana Perino: "We Did Not Have A Terrorist Attack On Our Country During President Bush's Term". When the truth doesn't get you where you want to be, lies, propaganda, and revisionist history will generally work just fine, thank you.

....John '100 Years' McCain: Afghanistan Policy Needs Less Focus On 'An Exit Strategy'. Hey, did Vietnam have an exit strategy? Only defeatists and cowards talk about pulling out; real men would leave it in until the bitter climax.

....The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War. And all this time you'd been thinking that Ronald Reagan was responsible for bringing down the Evil Empire....

....Eric Cantor Hosts Another Job Fair That Promotes Jobs Fueled By The Stimulus. If you can't kill it, you might as well act as if your idea. Hypocrisy...the only truly universal Republican value.

....More Palin Lies: The Trooper in 'Troopergate' Breaks His Silence. Mike Wooten goes to war with the Wasilla Hillbillies. Dude, it is so ON!!

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