November 30, 2009 5:23 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Palin Tricked By Comedian Again, Says Canada Should Drop Public Health Care. If brain cells were dynamite, Caribou Barbie wouldn't be able to blow her nose.

....Nude Model Kathleen Neill Gets Off After Getting Naked in Met for Photog Zach Hyman. In other news, CBS is looking for a new copywriter for it's Internet news division.

....Goodbye, Dubai?. Greed is good...until it's not. Then it finds a way to take all of us down with it.

....Man lives without money for a year. Liberal Arts graduates the world over are taking notes.

....How can you tell when it's Christmas time in England? When the special booze hospitals are set up.

....Leeds University advertises for lap dance research officer. Hmm...I have been thinking about a career change....

....When Celebrities Go Pantsless. Uh...and this is a bad thing??

....U.S. Still Running Secret Prison in Afghanistan. Yes, despite all the lies, promises, and propaganda, America DOES torture. And this is the example we've chosen to set for the rest of the world?

....Woman accused of phoning bomb threat posts bond. Running late for your flight? No problemo!! Just have your secretary phone in a bomb threat to the airport.

....When running a pot farm out of your home, you're probably going to want to pass on calling the cops when you've become the victim of a burglary. Just sayin'....

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