December 28, 2009 6:31 AM

Things I might be thinking...if I was healthy enough to think

COLBERTPURITY-large.jpgI'm home nursing a cold, or swine flu, or whooping cough...I'm not really sure. What I do know is that everything aches, my voice is gone, and I feel like I have the mental agility of a damp washcloth. With that in mind, if anyone needs me, I'll be making love to a pot of coffee, watching SportsCenter, and hoping the Earth will cleave open and swallow me whole. If that doesn't happen, I'll probably just sleep all day. Mazel tov, y'all....

In Last-Ditch Effort To Derail Reform, Right Wing Calls Medicare Commission A 'Death Panel'
You might be surprised to find out that, despite all the foaming at the mouth and the weeping and gnashing of teeth emanating from the Right, we already have death panels and health care rationing. They're called insurance companies, and they're guilty on both counts. The reality is that health care is not an infinite resource...and you don't get you engage in scare tactics and propaganda simply because the status quo serves your purpose and/or lines your wallet.

Nelson Insists Carve-Out Isn't 'A Special Deal For Nebraska,' Promises To Remove If The Governor Requests
Well, no other state got this deal in the Senate's health care bill...so, yeah, it really IS a special deal. Ben Nelson's a liar, and this is a perfect example of the corruption that's made a joke of the Senate in particular and Congress in general.

60 House Democrats Say "Any" Health Bill With No Public Option Is "Unacceptable"
It's good to know that there are some Democrats in Congress who seem to be in possession of their testicles. Too bad none of these folks have any influence over the White House.

Joe Francis: Gawker's Douche of the Decade
Yes, kids...here in America, being a pervert, a misogynist and a major douchenozzle will not only NOT prevent you from being successful, it may even be you your ticket to success and wealth. I LOVE this country...though not for this reason. ;-)

Andrea Peyser Ridicules Dead Man, For Christmas. Man, what kind of a miserable, bitter excuse for a human being do you have to be in order be as thoroughly, irredeemably arrogant and mean-spirited as Peyser? A pretty special one, apparently....

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