December 4, 2009 7:02 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....GOP Senator Drafts Obstruction Manual For Health Care. And to think that Judd Gregg was THIS close to being a member of the Obama Administration. If you have any doubt that the GOP is the "Party of NO!!", this should disabuse you of that notion.

....Oh, and just in case you're wondering...Keira Knightley is single again. You're welcome.

....Former Fox News Host Calls Fox A 'Right-Wing Partial-News-But-Mostly-Opinion Network'. This just in: the sun rise in the east and water is rather damp. Film @ 11....

....Victoria's Secret? 20 Layers Of Butt Makeup. T.M.I.

....McCain says Afghanistan withdrawal has to be tied to 'success,' forgets he declared victory years ago. Uh...if we've already won, shouldn't we be planning to exit stage right and leave Afghanistan for the Afghans themselves to figure out? I mean, now that we've defeated the Taliban and al-Qaeda, and since peace, harmony, and free love reign through the land, what else do we need to do?

....Ron Artest: 'I Used To Drink Hennessy At Halftime'. Gatorade, Powerade, Hennessy...whatever gets a "W", man....

....What Do Levi Johnston, Evangelicals and Oprah Have in Common? They All Blind Us to What Really Matters. Well, how about that we're focusing on the trivial and the absurd to the exclusion of what really matters?

....Joanna Krupa's Controversial PETA Ad (NSFW). This is enough to get me to believe in angels.... ;-)

....Russia introduces complete ban on baby seal hunt. Now if we could just get Canada to follow this example....

....The 'evil zombie doll' we adore. Well, what else would you expect from a three-foot Barbie?

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