....Houston toy drives check the immigration status of families before handing out gifts. Call me naive if you must, but isn't illegal immigration generally about adults? And isn't Christmas generally about children? Please tell me that the children of Brown People aren't going to be the only ones whose immigration status is vetted....
....This I Believe. Whether it's 30,000 or 300,000, no amount of American troops will be able to do what the British and the Soviets failed to do in Afghanistan. It WILL, however, succeed in sending home yet more of our sons and daughters in flag-draped boxes. I never thought that I'd see Vietnam repeated in my lifetime...but there you have it. Those who don't understand history really ARE condemned to repeat it.
....THIS is what happens when you channel Darth Vader. Don't be a Dick....
....Natalie Portman On Getting Drunk, Smoking Pot. I'd never advocate sex, drugs, and rock & roll...but they've always worked for me.
....Honestly, is any day with even a little Erin Andrews EVER a bad day??
....Rihanna Sent Mom Flowers To Prepare Her For Nude Pics. Yep, I ALWAYS send my Mom flowers before sending her nude pictures of myself....
....Tiger Woods Admits 'Personal Failings'. We just LOVE it when our heroes fall off the pedestals we place them on, don't we? Kinda makes us feel better about our own miserable, pointless existence, eh?
....You can wish that your enemies would go to Hell...or you could actually buy them tickets on what surely will be a cruise to Hell. How else could you charitably describe being stuck on a boat with Dick Morris? Yes, if you act now, you can book a suite on the Newsmax.com Love Boat for as little as $1349/person! Such a deal....
....Lou Dobbs Goes Off: 'Who The Hell Does This President Think He Is?' Uh...he's President? Who the Hell does Lou Dobbs think he is?
....A woman in Massachusetts has seen an image of Jesus Christ on her iron. Personally, I thought it looked a lot more like Charles Manson...but what do I know?
