....Brazilian Town With Dozens Of Blue-Eyed Twins May Be Work Of Nazi Scientist. Or Glenn Beck. Nobody really knows for sure.
....Will Chelsea Clinton Become a Jew, For Marriage?. And should we even care? Really?
....Just when I was beginning to think that the New Jersey Nets had a legitimate shot at becoming the first NBA team to go 0-82, they went and actually had to go and win a game. Now the Charlotte Bobcats have been reduced to the embarrassing answer to a trivia question.
....Subway Guy Falls Off The Diet Wagon. Oh, my God...if Jared Everyman can fall off the wagon, who's next? Tiger Woods??
....Glenn Beck-Inspired Tea Party Candidates Step Up To Oust Veteran GOP Lawmakers. When stupid runs for office, this is what you get.
....GOP Senator: I Wish I'd Said 'You Lie' To Obama. And I wish I'd said "You're a moron and a demagogue" to Jim DeMint.
....Coburn and Vitter preventing Democrats from co-sponsoring public option amendment. When you spend your career trafficking in bread and circuses, what's one more political stunt?
....Palin Book Tour Stop Banned Foreign Press. It's an American thing. If you have to ask, you can just leave now, Frenchie.....
....Palin: Obama Birth Certificate A 'Fair Question'. If brains were dynamite, Palin couldn't blow her husband.
...Poll: 60% Support Public Option. 'Course, Republicans and Conservadems don't read polls...at least not ones that don't support their preconceived notions.
