....Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex In Copenhagen. 'Cuz it's not like anyone would EVER have any other reason to go to Denmark, eh?
....I'm not certain that Jesus Christ would ever be caught wearing a Snuggie and eating Nachos from a Freedom Tray...but if that were to happen, it would look a lot like this.
....Southwest Flight Forced To Land After In-Flight Entertainment Turns Out To Be A Live Birth. Even better was the $50 surcharge Southwest collected for the live entertainment.
....Bernie Sanders Moves To Block Bernanke Confirmation. Finally, someone seems to recognize that the Fed should actually give a damn about the middle class.
....Putin Praises Stalin's Achievements. Well, if you look at it in a certain way, I suppose killing 30 million of your countrymen IS an impressive accomplishment, no?
....Sex On Ambien Shall Now Forever Be Known As "Tiger-Bonin'". That "whoosh" you just heard was Tiger Woods' private life flying by in the media maelstrom. Man, we just LOVE it when our heroes fall off the pedestals we place them on, don't we??
....Tiger Woods' Erotic Dream Allegedly Detailed In Email. T.M.I. Too damn much. Really.
....Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA. ANYTHING that pisses off Bill Donohue and the trolls from the Catholic League has got to be a good thing, right??
....Aetna Forcing 600,000-Plus To Lose Coverage In Effort To Raise Profits. This is what happens when profits come before people. If you're not embarrassed and outraged, you're simply not paying attention.
....Christina Romer Dodges Questions About Windfall Profits Tax On "Morning Meeting". One person's windfall is another's expected result, eh?
