....Even After CBO Reports Stimulus Created Up To 1.6 Million Jobs, Conservatives Claim It 'Failed'. Because when you're a Conservative Republican, you can just make stuff up. When Liberals do it, it's playing fast and loose with the truth. When Conservatives do it, it's speaking truth to power.
....Vivid Looking To Make Tiger Woods Porn (NSFW). Have you schtupped Tiger Woods? Wanna become a star?? Wanna make a million bucks while becoming a star? Boy, have we got a deal for you!!
....Recall Roundup: Slim Faster Edition. Hmm...this might involve lose weight a whole lot faster than you might have planned on.
....How can you get away with doing 109 MPH in a 55 MPH zone? Well, Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings didn't exactly get away with it, but you can bet he wasn't exactly hauled off to jail in handcuffs, either.
....British Couple Make Porn To Pay For Wedding. Don'tcha just LOVE capitalism?
...."I" Of The Tiger: A Graphological Inquiry Into The Personality Of Eldrick Woods. Stand by as we dissect el Tigre's private life from every conceivable angle...and a few inconceivable ones as well. So much for the right to privacy, eh?
....After protests in Los Angeles, Salvation Army to stop checking Social Security numbers for toy drives. NOW who's going to protect us from the Brown People??
....Better to be thought just another overtly racist White Christian than to be Russell Wiseman and remove all lingering doubt. Besides, what could possibly be more Christian than declaring war on Muslims forever and ever...Amen??
....This Week in Right-Wing Media Crazy. Because intelligent, reasoned, and factual is no way to go through life, son.
....If Sarah Palin Were Not Trig's Mother, Would Barack Obama Be Kenyan? If stupid was money, Caribou Barbie would OWN Alaska outright.
