December 10, 2009 5:57 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Bob Schieffer To Tiger Woods: Stop Whining. Jack Cluth to Bob Schieffer: stop pointificating about things you know nothing about. KTHANXBYE!!!

....Cops Taze Disturbed, Unarmed Naked Man to Death for "Walking Toward Them'. So, how's that humane, non-lethal technology working out for all y'all??

....The Dumbest Fashion Coinage Maybe Ever: Men + Cleavage = Heavage. This is stoopid enough...especially when you consider that the source of this silliness is the once-venerable Wall Street Urinal Journal.

....Just a suggestion, but if you're driving around with 241 lbs. of marijuana in your car, you might want to think twice about leading police on that high-speed chase. Just sayin'....

....Greg Oden's Old Vietnam War Wound Acting Up Again. Man, is it just me...or is this poor kid 21 going on 206?

....HIV-Positive Man Injects Sleeping Wife With His Blood, Infecting Her. W.T.F.?? He wanted her to have sex with him again? Man, I got nuthin'....

....Mushers to be tested for drugs during 2010 Iditarod. You know, if I was stuck on a dogsled for 1,100 miles in the frozen Alaska wilderness, I'd be smoking a little weed myself, knowhutimean??

....Dear Santa: Please pay no attention to Dave Barry's Holiday Gift Guide. Yep, it really IS that time of year again...and you know you want that Educational Sperm Snow Globe....

....Why Is Tiger Woods in Trouble? It's Not His Steamy Sex Life; It's His Family Values Hypocrisy. Live by the lie, die by the lie....

....Sen. Cornyn: Democrats Would Create 'Health Care Gulag'. If you can't convince them with facts, scaring them with rumor, innuendo, and propaganda is always a good choice. Especially if you're an intellectual black hole and an empty suit like John Cornyn.

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