December 12, 2009 6:23 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Adrianne Curry: I Love To Play 'World Of Warcraft' Naked And Stoned (PHOTO). And what self-respecting geek would turn that down??

....Sen. Hatch's Solution For The Economy: Put The Country 'Back Into Conservative Republican Hands'. Yeah; after all, those eight years of Bushonomics were OH SO SUCCESSFUL, eh? And I wonder who Hatch would like to see as Treasury Secretary...Gordon Gecko, perhaps??

....EPA finally makes it official: Greenhouse gases endanger the American public. Yep...looks like Captain Obvious is in the house....

....Copenhagen: 1,200 Limos, 140 Private Planes At Climate Summit. So much for minimizing that carbon footprint, eh?

....Right-Wing Billionaire David Koch Funding SwiftBoat Campaign Against Global Warming Science. 'Cuz sometimes spreading the Big Lie ain't cheap. Somewhere warm and breezy, Josef Goebbels is snickering into his Corona.

....The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods. What would happen if food scientists designed food with no discernible nutritional value? Yeah, it would look a lot like this.

....Poll: 'Tea Party' Beats Republican Party In Popularity Contest. Because Americans really are dumber than a box of hair.

....2011? Did We Say 2011? Administration Officials Backpedal on Afghan Withdrawal. I know that you think you know what you think we said, but WE know what you think we know what we think we said.

....NPR Executives Question Mara Liasson's Regular Appearances On Fox News. When you play with the Devil, you can't start complaining when you eventually get burned...and you will get burned.

....Kelly's behind-the-scenes lust. No, contrary to the rumors you might have heard, Kelly Ripa has NOT been sleeping with Tiger Woods. At least not yet.

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