December 13, 2009 7:56 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Tea Party Activists Want Mandatory Christmas Carols In Public Schools. We MUST get Big Government out of our lives...unless it can be used to force our narrow, intolerant agenda on those who think differently. Remember, hypocrisy is when Libruls do it. When we do it, it's speaking truth to the Librul demagogues who would force the Homosexual Agenda on our children.

....Sarah Palin Hedges On Debate With Al Gore. Of course; it's what bullies do. She knows that Gore would wipe the floor with her cheap, emotional, and indefensible arguments. What better way to forestall that possibility than to step back behind the safety of Fox News Channel's cameras and throw verbal snowballs?

....Rick Warren Finally Condemns Uganda 'Death To Gays' Law. Because even the most insensitive and intolerant Jesus-heads aren't immune to political pressure. Too bad he couldn't display some good ol'-fashioned Christian compassion on his own initiative.

....Man, who knew that so many major league baseball players had ADD?

....Teachers Accused Of Sex Scandal At School. Man, my high school was nowhere near this much fun....

....Credit Card Reforms Won't Stop Companies From Abusing Customers. Usury: it's not like it's one of the Seven Deadly Sins or anything....

....A Case Of Classic SwiftBoating: How The Right-Wing Noise Machine Manufactured 'Climategate'. When truth, facts, and reality aren't on your side, smoke, mirrors, lies, and propaganda often work pretty well.

....Stupid and ill-informed is as stupid and ill-informed does...especially when it comes to health care. Glenn Beck is living proof that truth and facts matter less than volume and conviction.

....Pink Glove Dance for Breast Cancer Awareness. Yes, here in Portland, at least a few of us can dance....

....Birdman Copies Shaq, Buys Ginormous SportChassis P4XL SUV. Yep, nothing says "I'm clueless asshole with WAY too much money" than driving something with the fuel efficiency of a road grader. Except that I want one of these. Does that make me a bad person??

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