....Poll: Palin Struggles Among Women, African-Americans, Non-Elderly. Also, the data showed that Palin polled poorly among people who actually finished the second grade as well as those who have a functional frontal lobe.
....GOP lawmaker's response to tea party activist who says government is 'gang-raping' the country: 'Good point.'. For verily, the brain-dead and the too-stupid-for-words are among us...and they send idiots like this to Washington.
....Conservatives Praise 'Obama Doctrine'. Now there's "Change you can believe in", eh?
....Steve King: The White House Served Me ACORN Cookies!. How could they be so callous?? Oh, the humanity....
....Wasilla Gays Invite Levi Johnston Out. Wait...Wasilla has Gays?? That has got to be a tough existence to navigate, eh?
....Ed Schultz: Senators Should Visit Free Clinic To See The America They Represent... And Deny. Nah, because that would expose them to the reality of their policies...something they're simply not equipped to face.
....Bearcats Bid Un-Emotional Goodbye to Brian Kelly. Here's a question for Brian Kelly: you couldn't wait three weeks- 22 days- until your Cincinnati team had played it's bowl game before jumping ship? Class act, Bri....
....To the Hope and Change Crowd -- How's It Working Out for You?. I don't know about you, but this is not what I voted for. Things are changing, all right...for the worse.
....Liz Cheney: Obama Slandered CIA In Nobel Speech. Ah, free speech; ain't it beautiful? Yes, here in America, even the most ignorant, incendiary, brain-dead trolls can get a forum with the right last name.
....Kristol: Obama's Nobel Speech 'Lays The Predicate For The Legitimate Use Of Force' Against Iran. Bill Kristol could find language justifying going to war against Iraq in a Dairy Queen commercial.