December 15, 2009 5:50 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Tiger Woods' Wife Buys Island Home In Sweden. The island is accessible only by boat. Can you blame her? It's about the only place where she can be guaranteed of not finding someone who's slept with her husband.

....The Religious Right's Potty Paranoia. Public restrooms: the front lines of the Rabid Right's war on those who think, believe, live, and love differently. Hatred, prejudice, and fear-mongering really ARE Christian values, eh?

....Court Ruling Vindicates Grayson's Argument That The ACORN Funding Ban Is Unconstitutional. Come on...isn't "community organizer" just a different way of saying "Communist"?

....Larry Summers: Obama Will Persuade Bankers To Increase Lending Because 'We Were There For Them'. Right; and I'll wake up tomorrow morning to discover that the Tooth Fairy left a quarter under my pillow....

....Gingrich's New Contract With America: 'Our Commitment Should Be Simple...We're Repealing' Health Care. Newt Gingrich (and Republicans) to America: F--k you...and you'll LIKE it.

....Ashley Dupre Gets Advice Column In New York Post. Only in America could a newspaper presume that a former hooker actually has something of value to offer. Rupert Murdoch sure knows how to pick 'em, eh?

....Bachmann: 'I'm A Lovable Little Fuzz Ball!'. Or a trollish little hate monger....

....Detroit parents want DPS teachers, officials jailed over low test scores. Well, it's sure a Hell of a lot easier than parents accepting their share of responsibility for the problem, eh?

....Rachel Maddow Demolishes Therapist Who Claims He Can Make Her Straight. Don'tcha just LOVE watching intelligence and reason wipe out lunacy and prejudice?

....NYC woman gets probation for smuggling monkey meat. No information was available on what may have happened to the greasy, grimy gopher guts.

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