December 17, 2009 6:32 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....22 million missing Bush White House e-mails found. On a thumb drive. In Alberto Gonzales' sphincter. Ewww....

....Porn Star Calls Sex With Tiger 'Amazing,' 'Sensual, Beautiful'. Not to mention "rewarding, remunerative, and enriching."

....Lieberman Wins: Medicare Compromise On Chopping Block. When you're a dick, you're a dick.... What a miserable excuse for a human being.

....More Reasons To Love Joe Lieberman!> Because he's the worst sort of self-absorbed careerist scum??

....Somali Man Stoned To Death By Militants For Adultery. I suppose Tiger Woods should be grateful he doesn't live in Somalia....

....Alanis Morissette Gets High from Running AND Marijuana. Hopefully not at the same time....

.... Ten Secret Santa Gifts to Avoid at the Office. At least now can't say that you weren't warned.

....Ashley Dupre May Pose Naked, Knows Alleged Tiger Mistress. And this is newsworthy...why, exactly??

.... Miami Newspaper Asks Readers For Donations. Next, if we could just figure out a way to force the Air Force to have to hold a bake sale in order to be able to afford to buy a new bomber.... ;-)

....Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering. You know you can quit any time you want to...right??

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