December 20, 2009 6:08 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Tea Party hires a plane with 100-foot banner reading 'OBAMA STOP DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY' to fly over DC. What better way to display your ignorance for all to see than to drop a bunch of money for a banner that translates as "WE'RE A BUNCH OF IGNORANT, EASILY PROPAGANDIZED ZEALOTS INCAPABLE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT."

....Steve King: Tea Partiers Are 'Working Americans,' Unlike The 'Non-Working Americans' Who Protested Bush. Remember, when Conservative do it, they're selfless patriots. When Liberals do it, they're godless, American-hating terrorist sympathizers.

....Limbaugh Calls For 'Massive Bombing Raids,' War With Iran. Or, "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb."

....Kids' Top Searches In 2009: Porn, Sex, YouTube Top The List. Aww...isn't that precious?? They're SO cute at that age....

....Elisabeth Hasselbeck Asks If Stanley Tucci's Recently Deceased Wife Saw His Movie. Stay classy, Liz.... ;-)

....After Falsely Accusing Obama Of Politicizing The Military, GOP Filibusters Defense Bill To Kill Health Reform. Leave it to Republicans to vote against funding the troops because their Prime Directive is derailing health care reform. Hypocrisy- the one truly reliable Republican value.

....Afghan War Costs $57,077.60 per Minute. A billion here, a billion there...pretty soon we're talking about real money.

....Sweden reacts with dismay to Saab closure. Now all they'll have left during the winter is hockey and reindeer meat.

....MSNBC's Ed Schultz opens fire on Obama: 'Sellout'. It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't so true. Let's face it; "Change We Can Believe In" is a hollow shell, a lie wrapped in untruth and surrounded by prevarication.

....You Will Be Shocked To Learn The Lingerie Football League Is Not A Classy Operation. And you thought that exploiting athletes was the sole province of the NFL....

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