....Overzealous Phillies Fan Gets Her Day In Court. Hey, if you're going to advertise on Craigslist that you're willing to exchange sex for World Series tickets, you can't claim to be surprised when you get busted by an undercover officer posing as a potential buyer. And, in this case at least, "DP" isn't an abbreviation for "double play". Not exactly Tinkers to Evers to Change, eh? Ugh....
....10 Ways to Screw Over the Corporate Jackals Who've Been Screwing You. Don't get mad. Get even.
...."Onward Christian Athletes": Book Explores Evangelical Monopoly In Sports. Didja ever wonder why you never see gatherings of Buddhist or Jewish players at midfield? Why are Christians the only one who seem to see
....Too Bad: Your Incinerated Belongings Are Not Zipcar's Problem. Hey, it's not our fault that you didn't check to see if the car was fireproof.
....Too cold to strip: Bike protestors stay clothed in Hassidic area of New York. And which Ph.D. had the brilliant idea to stage a naked protest in New York in December?
....Rough Season For The Flyers Naturally Leads To Cuckolding Rumors. So, the Flyers season started out with such promise. Now, with their playoff hopes going the way of Tiger Woods' marriage, the inevitable question must be asked: is it because some of the Flyers are banging wives of their teammates?
....Delta Cancels Flights Due To Storm, Plays "Let it Snow" For Customers On Hold. Thank you for calling Delta. F--k you very much!
....Fun with Guns: Viligante DC Cop Dishes Draconian Martial Law for Snowball Fight. DC cops take the law SERIOUSLY. How else would you explain a cop pulling a gun on a kid during a snowball fight? Jeebus...lighten up, willya?
....Progressives Target Their Own, Ask If Senators Were 'Strong Enough' On Public Option. "Strong enough"? Caving does not connote strength, especially when you begin from a position of numerical superiority and you backtrack to the point where the minority and the obstructionists are setting the tone of the debate. Cowards....
....Health Care Reform Is Not Reform If It Denies Women Coverage. Because it doesn't matter what America wants. What matters is what Ben Nelson wants.
