....'Conservative of the year' Dick Cheney denies there have been 'any results' from the stimulus. When you're you're a Dick, you're a Dick, from your...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... Jeebus, what a miserable excuse for a human being.
....Brittany Murphy's Husband Has Checkered Past. We don't have any news, but why let a lack of solid information keep us from impugning the reputation of a man who just lost his wife? Compassion is for losers and those who aren't on deadline.
....Thousands Gather to Remember Evangelist Oral Roberts. Heh...EVERYBODY loves oral.... ;-)
....Obama Naming Hispanics To Top Posts At Record Pace. Wait for it...whining and complaining from angry White teabaggers in 4...3...2....
....Americans Judge The Bush Decade: 'Awful' And 'Not So Good'. So, "George and Dick's Excellent Adventure" wasn't so excellent after all?
....John Harwood To Liberals: 'Lay Off The Hallucinogenic Drugs'. Liberals to John Harwood: "Lay off the smug self-righteousness that make you look like a total dick."
....Burger King, Carl's Jr. pull out oldest ad trick in book: Sex. Yep, nothing makes me think about sex faster than crappy, unhealthy fast food laden with fat and calories. Sexy....
....New Home For Dogs Who ATE Their Owner. Uh, no, I don't want two dogs. Why do you ask??
....Breeder kept cats in freezer. Well, if you're running out of space for the 72 cats you already have....
....Paramedics Ignore Dying Pregnant Woman While On Coffee Break. Well, the donuts were very, very good....
