....The One Where We Find Out Why This Man Is Having Sex With A Car. Then again, some questions really ARE better off left unasked...and do we really need pictures to illustrate this sort of thing? (Yes, it's NSFW)
....GOP Lawmakers Flip Flop On Costly Health Plans. Hypocrisy: the one truly reliable and dependable Republican value. Remember, when Republicans do it, it's principled leadership. When Democrats do it, it's the worst example of Socialist dogma being forced down the throats of good, God-fearing Americans.
....Hoekstra Quickly Politicizes Attempted Terrorist Attack, Suggests Obama's Clueless On National Security. Because what fun is a terrorist attack if you can't politicize and score political points...especially when you're clueless yourself?
...New Company Hopes To Help Athletes Stay Faithful. And after they accomplish that Herculean task, they'll begin working on convincing the sun to rise in the west.
....Right wing bullies Build-A-Bear into removing videos about manmade climate change. The Right just hates it when anyone attempts to educate (or, in their parlance, "indoctrinate") children...unless they're the ones doing it. Remember, when Conservatives do it, it's education. When Liberals do it, it's the worst example of shoving your Left-wing, bleeding heart, tree-hugging propaganda down the throats of our precious, impressionable children.
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....Snapped Femur? I Barely Even Know Her!. Do you take pleasure in the pain and suffering of others? Well, then this compilation of gruesome sports injuries is for you, Cowboy! You might want to make sure that you haven't eaten anything prior to firing it up....
....Valvoline Stands By Tiger's Caddy. Which is nice, since Steve Williams wasn't the one schtupping a dozen or more women behind his wife's back.
....Anaheim woman arrested in death of newborn found in trash bin. Apparently, no manger was available....
....Yes, Walmart Already Has The Easter Candy Out. W.T.F...??? December 23rd?? Thereoughtabealaw....
....Theological Investigations: Why Do The Jews Eat Chinese Food On Christmas?. Maybe because all the kosher McDonald's are closed on Christmas Day?
