....Who's the Biggest Douchebag of 2009?. To my way of thinking, it's a toss-up between Sarah Palin and Jim DeMint, but whomever you happen to choose, this year certainly produced a bumper crop of douchebags.
....Gingrich: 'It is time to go to profiling of dangerous people.'. This would be an outstanding argument...except for the fact that those on the Right too often default to defining "dangerous people" as any swarthy individual whose name happens to be Ahmed, Mohamed, or Mahmoud.
....Top 100 Things of This Rotten Decade. Yes, this decade sucked. If you can't own up to that, you probably weren't paying attention.
....Fox guest claims Obama 'emboldened' terrorists. Because on Fox Noise Channel, you can say whatever pops into your point l'il haid with no fear of being held accountable. BARACK OBAMA IMPREGNATED BRISTOL PALIN!!
....Karl Rove Suffers Painful Divorce, Types Inane Self-Promotional Talking Points On Twitter. The surprise for me is that anyone would willingly schtup Rove on a regular basis. Eww....
....The Year In ... Horrific Injuries. Ah, there's nothing quite like seeking relief in the pain and suffering of others, eh?
....Hoekstra tries to raise money off failed terrorist attack. Because if there's one thing Republicans can do, it's milk potential or almost-tragedies for their own self-aggrandizement.
....Nipple Clamps, Sodomy, And Breakfast: Daily Show Correspondents Admit To Hazing. Wouldja like some coffee with your sodomy?
....DeMint Uses Failed Terrorist Bombing To Attack Unions. Hey, it's not like unions donate to Republicans...so that makes them either terrorists themselves or terrorist sympathizers...right??
....Lawmaker Calls For Ethnic Profiling Bill. 'Cuz EVERYONE knows that all Swarthy Brown People fall into two groups: terrorists or soon-to-be terrorists.
