Man Buys $3 Billion CD-ROM On Amazon Just To See What Would Happen. Hey, if the CD doesn't feature several hours of me doing the wild thing with Natalie Portman, why would I pay $3 Billion for it??
Illinois woman prays God will bring jobs to her town. Yeah, that ought to do the trick, eh? The sad thing is that someone found the idea of a dozen people standing in the cold and screaming prayers to their imaginary friend newsworthy.
Huge in Africa: The American Evangelicals Goading Uganda to Kill Gays. Hey, if wanting to kill homosexuals is good enough for American Christians, then BY GOD it oughta be good enough for Uganda! It's what Jesus would do....
USDA Not So Sure Ammonia-Injected Beef Is Safe. We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, never mind....
Scary Food & Drug Disclaimers Are Wonderful, If Applied Correctly. Yes, you too can lost 275 lbs. by eating faux Mexican fast food!! Or not. Either way, it's not our fault....
The Fast Food Industry's 7 Most Heinous Concoctions. If you were of a mind to dig your grave with your teeth, here's a handy guide to get you started.
Tiger Woods SEX TAPE SHOPPED: Porn CEO Has Seen Footage. It really does take a stiff shaft and dimpled balls to play golf....
How do you know that you've truly arrived as a blogger? How about when you've been banned by Todd Palin? Man, I can't even say that.....
