New Michigan Athletic Director Is... Domino's Pizza CEO?. Well, he did promise that the Wolverines' football team would deliver a national championship in 30 Minutes or less....
Rush Limbaugh's Girlfriend Gives Inside Story On Heart Scare. What...you mean there's something besides the reality that the pundit Al Franken lovingly refers to as "Pigboy" has no heart??
Bristol Palin Starts Political Consulting Firm. Uh, is it just me...or does this seem about as nonsensical as Tiger Woods becoming a marriage counselor??
Hume Decries Persecution By Critics, Reiterates It Would Be 'Magnificent' To 'Witness' Tigers Woods' Conversion. Tossed a rope by a kind-hearted journalist, Hume had two choices: he could use it to pull himself out of the hole he dug for himself OR he could hang himself even higher. You'll never believe which option he chose. Hell, this is Brit Hume we're talking about; you probably would believe how aggressively stupid he truly is. Bonus: Joe Scarborough is going to need the same rope.
TV Survivalist Gives Himself A 'Guano Enema'. Man, some people will do ANYTHING to get their face on television, eh
Fox News chyron cast Dorgan and Dodd as 'defecting Democrats.' Actually, it was a misspelling. A Fox spokesman said later that the chyron should have read "defecating Democrats"...since everyone at FNC thinks Democrats are full of crap, anyway.
The Other Plot to Wreck America. Everybody knows about how al-Qaeda wants to destroy us. Too bad no one is paying attention to what may be the more insidious plot against this country: banks and financial institutions and their all-consuming greed.
