Saint Elizabeth and the Ego Monster. So, pride really does goeth before a fall? If that's the case, John and Elizabeth Edwards have a LOT to answer for...because apparently neither of them are real.
Hate Radio Host Neal Boortz Challenges Keith Olbermann To A Health Care Debate. What possible reason would Olbermann have for allowing a troll like Boortz a forum for his hate-filled rants?
Fecal Bacteria Found In Nearly Half Of Fast Food Soda Fountains. Uh...maybe I'll hold off on that Diet Coke...but thanks for asking....
Wilt Chamberlain's Legendary Bedroom Body Count Bested By Fidel Castro. A Cuban official is claiming that Castro has boned 35,000. Man, if you do the math and assuming that he only did each woman only once...wow, that wears me out just thinking about it....
50 Things we know now that we didn't know this time last year (via Brian Kane). That Democrats would lack the balls to pass meaningful healthcare reform? That a misguided rich kid would attempt to blow up a plane by stuffing a bomb in his BVDs? Yeah, how much do we miss 2009?
Calling Greedy Wall Street Bankers Fat Cats Is an Insult to Cats. Yeah, bankers can't purr...and they'll never lick your face.
6 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Getting Fat. Try keeping them away from bankers....
Conservatives Continue To Claim That Obama Refuses To Say The Words 'Terror' Or 'Terrorism'. This, of course is apropos of absolutely nothing, of course, but when you have nothing constructive to add to the public discourse, a shot in the dark is better than no shot at all, eh?
