Pentagon Starts Clock On Lifting Gay Ban, Warns It Will Be Several-Year Process. Why does doing the right thing have to take several years? What's so hard about saying, "It's stops right here. It stops right now. Capice??"? There's no wrong way to do do the right thing...and it shouldn't take half of forever, either.
Sources: John Edwards Has a Sex Tape. Oh, Good Lord...why, exactly would any decent human being that doesn't want to lose their breakfast subject themselves to that??
Haggis Allowed In The U.S. After 21-Year Ban. Outstanding! Now, it's only a matter of time before I can get McHaggis at the drive-through down the street.... ;-)
Obama's First Year Most Polarized Of Any President, Gallup Says. And it's not as if Obama didn't hurt his own cause by playing right into the hands of the haters. Got hope? Eh, not so much....
Doctors Amputate WRONG Foot. Well, this is why you have two feet...right??
Verizon iPhone Coming In Two Days ... Two Months ... Two Years. Hey, it's not like Verizon is all that....
14-year-Old Admits Killing Parents To Avoid Chores. OK, so if Johnny doesn't want to take out the trash...he doesn't take out the trash. Capice??
Does God Hate Haiti?. If only Haitians had been good Christians, this would never have happened to them. Surely, their heathen ways have angered Almighty God, who has made his displeasure known. WTF??
