This is why I'm beyond grateful that I'm not famous. I can't imagine a cirucumstance under which I'd be OK with so much of my personal life becoming fodder for so many media outlets. Lies, rumors, half-truths, and innuendo wrapped a salacious, titillating details? No, thanks. I have no problem with the idea of being wealthy (and I wouldn't turn down the opportunity to experience that), but I think I want to be J.D. Salinger when I grow up.
All Blackwater Shooting Charges Dismissed By Judge. Why? Because being a American means your life is worth more than those of Swarthy Brown People. Besides, if you can't defend yourself from perceived hallucinations threats, when can you defend yourself?
Despite massive layoffs and budget woes, Focus On The Family plans on spending $4 million on Super Bowl ads. Yeah, so FOTF has had to lay off nearly 500 people since 2005. People need to understand that propagandizing for Jesus is FAR more important than being able to provide for families. Ignorance and intolerance are more important than mere human need, knowhutimean?
Kathy Griffin Drops F-Bomb Live On CNN New Years Special. Unfortunately, there was no immediate confirmation available about any potential collateral damage. This is what happens when you don't practice safe profanity....
Madden defends GOP's hypocritical attacks: Obama's in Hawaii, which 'seems like a foreign place.'. Right, how long until we begin bombing Kapalua Country Club? In anticipation of an invasion of the Hawaiian Islands, Spam prices have spiked, and shortages have been reported from Fargo to Kona.
