Aughts were a lost decade for U.S. economy, workers. Zero net job creation for the entire past decade. Wow, those eight years of Bushonomics really worked miracles, eh? Bringing an economy the size of ours to its knees is no mean feat. Then again, George W. Bush was no garden variety incompetent ignoramus, was he?
Iraq Outraged As Blackwater Case Thrown Out. 'Cuz here in America, it's not murder if you're killing Swarthy Brown People. If the poor victims wanted to be treated as if their lives mattered, they should have been smart enough to have been born White, knowhutimean??
Citing Experience In Hawaii, Limbaugh Says U.S. Health Care System Is 'Just Dandy'. Sure; in America EVERYTHING works well when you have money. The point so conveniently glossed over by the pundit Al Franken so affectionately refers to as "Pigboy" is that the system sucks if you are not possessed of wealth or privilege. Not that Limbaugh cares for anyone but himself, of course....
Whoops! Iran Accidentally Wishes Israel A Happy New Year. Well, at least they still have the old "Death to the Great Satan!!" thing still going for them, eh?
Cheney's Wrong, Obama Has Had 'Solid First Year' In Foreign Policy What the Hell...Dick was wrong for the eight years he was in office. Why should that change now? There's certainly something to be said for consistency, eh??
North Korea Makes New Year's Resolution: End U.S. Hostility Or was it "End US"? Apparently, the Korean phrase doesn't translate easily into English, so no one is certain whether Kim Jong-il wants to make nice this year...or wipe us off the face of the Earth. Then again, he can't even be bothered to feed his own people; what kind of threat could he possibly be?
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