Bruins, Satan agree to deal. Apparently, the Prince of Darkness still has something left in his tank. Boston appears to be the perfect venue for the Evil One to continue the quest for the one prize that's eluded him- the Stanley Cup. Odd...I'd always thought that Gary Bettman was the Prince of Darkness. How could I have been so wrong??
Biblical Scholar Claims Discovery Of The Date Of The Rapture. Oh, goody; I'll alert the media. Then we can start selling all of our stuff on Craigslist.
National Review Online: Let Guantanamo detainees go, then kill them. WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE SWARTHY BROWN PEOPLE. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE SWARTHY BROWN PEOPLE...so why not kill them for sport??
Conservative Activists Furious at GOP Consultants Hijacking Tea Party Name. Because we all know what the Tea Party stands for: sheer, unbridled racism, as well as foaming at the mouth lunacy in the guise of dissent.
Republican Hypocrisy on Terrorism Reaches New Levels of Awful. A Republican President presiding over a terrorist attack is an example of principled leadership in the face of of an enemy who would hates us for our freedom and would destroy us where we live. A Democratic President presiding over a terrorist attack is an example of cowardice and ineptitude in action, as those who fail to grasp the threat facing us engage in half-measures as they coddle the terrorists who would destroy us.
Sheriff's Department Patrols World of Warcraft. No, you really can't get away. You just might be able to find Adrianne Curry naked, though.