January 8, 2010 6:15 AM

Things I might be thinking....

GOP House Candidate: Fight Against Democrats Bigger Than Fight Against Terrorism. Right...because any Right-thinking American understands that the line between "Democrat" and "terrorist" is razor-thin...and ONLY good, God-fearing Republicans are equipped to protect America from Liberals, Socialists, and Terrorists, which, if you think about it are really one and the same thing.

What Did They Pay You To Give Up Your Dreams?. Was it worth it? Did you find what your were looking for? I'm here to tell you that no amount of money is worth giving up your dreams. I know, because like millions of Americans, I've done it...to my everlasting regret.

Love Motel 2.0. Can you imagine the Sturm und Drang that would result if this sort of thing was available in..say, rural Texas? OHMIGOD...the next thing you know, people will be having sex!! This must be stopped!!

Lamb's head found in microwave at Ikea. Uh...and you have a better place in mind to store it?

V Gives The World A Plus-Size Shoot Not Afraid To Flaunt Its Curves. Real women have curves...and they can look pretty damn good with them, don'tchathink?

Conservatives Should Learn To Google Before Claiming Obama Doesn't Use The Words 'Terror' Or 'Terrorism'. When you're a Conservative, you don't have to bother yourself with inconvenient things like "truth" or "reality".

blog comments powered by Disqus

Technorati

Technorati search

» Blogs that link here

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by Jack Cluth published on January 8, 2010 6:15 AM.

Man, you know it's a slow news day when.... was the previous entry in this blog.

And dogs will pee on everything. Your point would be....?? is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Contact Me

Powered by Movable Type 5.12