Reporters (Mostly) Barred From Tea Party Convention. Interesting how the very folks who rail so mightily against "Fascism" end up modeling the very behavior they profess to despise, isn't it??
Tea Party Leader: 'We Are Turning Our Guns On' Moderate Republicans. Yes, 'tis better to be thought an ignorant, illiterate racist than to be Dale Robertson and remove all doubt. Fat, intolerant, and stupid is no way to go through life, son....
To Justify Hypocritical Attacks, Rudy Giuliani Claims The Shoe Bomber's Attempted Attack Happened Before 9/11. Because when you're a Republican, you can change the timeline (and the truth) to fit your narrative. Only losers and Liberals care about things like truth and accountability, anyway.
Palin: I'm 'Not Gonna Back Off' Death Panel Claim. Sure, it may not be true...strictly speaking, of course...but if you repeat something often enough, damned if it doesn't become the truth. Why? Because Americans are sheep; that's why.
Walrus Gives Himself Oral Pleasure (NSFW). Film at 11, indeed....
Joe Lieberman Slightly Less Popular Than Breast Cancer, 9/11. Actually, I'm kinda surprised LIEberman's number were than high. I would've guessed that they'd be somewhere in the neighborhood of communicable social diseases.
Why Have Kids?. Trying to solve one of the most enduring puzzles of the human condition? Why not just do what I do when I'm looking for answers...go to the Internets??