Prop 8 Backer Testifies That Gays More Likely To Be Pedophiles. Remember, it's only propaganda and lies if you can't convince the American Sheeple that it's true. Besides, lies in the service of hatred and oppression is as American as meth and group sex.
Prince Records Minnesota Vikings Fight Song. Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us....
Will Scott Brown Stick By Birther Candidate Who Compared Obama To Osama Bin Laden?. Well, of course he will silly...he's one of them.
Well, This Is Awkward: Maybe That Isn't Tiger Woods In Those Sex-Rehab Photos. What?? You mean to tell me tha the National Enquirer may have gotten it wrong?? Whodathunkit?
New Mexico Legislator Wants To Move State's Money To Community Banks. If they're "too big to fail", they should be too big to hold our money, don'tchathink??
Hatch Admits Hypocrisy: 'A Lot Of Things Weren't Paid For' When Republicans Ran Congress During Bush Years. When Democrats do it, it's unforgivable fiscal irresponsibility and hypocrisy. When Republicans do it, they call it "leadership".
Nine-Year-Old Hockey Players Battle In Epic Fight. Sportsmanship? Eh, that's for losers and Liberals....