Walmart Customer Arrested For Urinating On Steaks. Apparently, he was thinking the steaks were supposed to be marinated.
Matthews Tells Congressman Grayson That He Doesn't Represent 'The Real World Of Congress'. Oh, you mean that "real world" where Democrats do everything short of living up to their promises and ideals? Where Democrats turn a 59-41 MAJORITY into a functional minority? Where "go along to get along" is the unofficial motto? Where compromise, obfuscation, and self-interest reign supreme? Would that more Congressman could channel Grayson's "disconnectedness".
Republicans Head To Hawaii For Strategy Session. Apparently the Wasilla Country Club in Alaska isn't available this time of year. Besides, where else can Republicans go to prove that they are the true representative of the proletariat?
Easter Creep: Now Right Next To The Tampons. Hey, once Christmas is over, Easter's right around the corner, eh?
450k Americans at risk of foreclosure. Is that a bailout I smell cooking? Eh, not so much....
Hotel Employs Professional Snugglers To Pre-Warm Beds. Now here's a job I could excel at....
Right-wing Saudi dynasty endorses right-wing Fox News dynasty. One filthy rich hand washes the other.
