You might be noticing that things look just a wee bit different here at my little mental playground. Thanks to my BFF and new hero, James Bow, WWJD has been upgraded. It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries!! It even blocks comment spam. OK, so it still won’t enlarge your penis or get you laid…but hey, this is a blog, not an escort service, knowhutimean??
I’m still getting used to things, so I’m still not sure what all the new bells and whistles are. If you think the blog looks different, you should see what I work with on my Movable Type console when I’m writing. Yeah, things are just a little different. One fun little feature is a media gallery that pops up pictures relevant to whatever it is I happen to be writing. So, when I entered the phrase “enlarge your penis”, guess what I got? Yep, pictures of penises- flaccid, erect, circumcised…and elephant? Good God, y’all; what’s going to happen when I write about my never-ending search for nude photos of Ann Coulter?? Ugh…I’m not certain I want to know.
The good news is that the comments seem to be working, so the 12 or so people who stop by WWJD on a daily basis can once again tell me what an idiot I am. Nothing new there, eh?? Seriously, though, the comment spam should be greatly reduced by the new captcha feature. I know it’s an extra step, but there are a lot of dickweeds out there who think they have the perfect right to pee in my pool. If all goes according to plan, I’ll be seeing less comment spam advertising penis enlargement tools, lonely Russian women, or all manner of things I don’t know how I’ll ever live without.
Hopefully, the overall experience will be greatly improved. It’s going to take me some time to get used to everything, but change is good, no??
Happy Monday!!
