After Three Months, Only 35 Subscriptions for Newsday's Web Site. Frankly, I'm amazed that as many as 35 maroons would pay $260 a year for access to a mediocre newspaper's web site. What, you can't find the same news for free on...oh, about 10,000 different web sites?
Budget Sense and Nonsense. Or, how Republicans took a page from Josef Goebbels' playbook and became synonymous with The Big Lie.
PETA Compares Meat Eaters To Terrorists, Sociopaths. Hyperbole in the service of a noble cause is no crime...but it is pretty damn silly, don'tchathink?
Man Offers Testicle For Super Bowl Tickets. Well, that's why you have two, right? So you'd have a spare.
You May Have Already Won Admission to Our Mediocre School!. Call now; operators are standing by. Or not. Whatever, dude....
Nutty Protesters Going After Hockey Now, Apparently. Is there a more hateful collection of Christian hypocrites dragging their knuckles across the face of the Earth than Fred Phelps and his merry band of inbreds?? Well, except for Pat Robertson, I suppose.
PETA to America: 'Here Is Some Free Porn'. An attractive women stripping down to her birthday suit while aping the State of the Union speech? And this is a bad thing??
Lynn Geter Forces Son to Kill Hamster with Hammer Over Bad Grades. Man, I hate to think of what might happen if the poor kid forgets to take out the trash or make his bed....