New Zealand Virgin Auctions Herself For Tuition Money. $32,000? For a 19-year-old girl? As if we needed more proof of the limp, flaccid state of the global economy, eh?
Thanks To Obama's Rejection Of Torture, Abdulmuttalab Has Been Providing Intel On Al Qaeda. Memo to Republicans: sometimes, you really don't have to thrust a hot poker up a terrorist's rectum in order to elicit actionable intelligence.
Bollywood's First Gay Screen Kiss Stirs Controversy. Oh, the horror!! Oh, the humanity!! Oh, The End Of Civilization As We Know It!! WHAT ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN??
Bachmann Suggests Critics Of Health Care Reform Will Be Put On A 'List' And Denied Treatment. I find myself suddenly channeling my inner Barney Frank: "I don't know what planet you spend most of your time on...."
Dutch Crack Down On Marijuana Tourism. Thankfully for the Dutch economy, heroin tourism is on the upswing....
Christians Desecrate Wiccan Religious Site at Air Force Academy. Don'tcha just LOVE the "whooshing" sound that Christian tolerance makes as it's rushing by on it's way to embarrassing itself all over again?
Bush Lawyer Debunks Limbaugh's Claim That Professors Wrote Obama's Law Articles. Don'tcha just LOVE America...where a hateful Right-wing bigot can spew what bile he sees fit, and his fellow travelers are too cowardly to call bullshit on him?
Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, someone figured out that there are millions of pre-pubescent girls whose lingerie needs have gone largely unserved. I LOVE America....
