GOP Rep: Repealing DADT Would Open Military's Doors To Hermaphrodites. Yep, if you can't win an argument on the merits, then why not engage in some high-value fear-mongering? Duncan Hunter, as far as anyone can determine, lacks even the barest shred of humanity or simple human decency.
Man Disrupts Cross-Country Flight After Eating Pot Cookies. Uh, stewardess? I'll have what that guy's eating.
Sean Hannity Chosen To Keynote NRCC Dinner As 'Voice' For GOP. Man, if that doesn't ruin your appetite, I don't know what will. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Projectile. Vomit.
Conservatives Fearmonger About Repealing DADT: It Will Lead To The Draft And 'Mortally' Wound The Military. And, if we're not careful, it might also lead to furry palms, bloating, hair loss, and delusions of relevance and grandeur.
Oregon Gubernatorial Candidate Wants To Move State's Money. Great idea...just as long as the solution isn't burying it in coffee cans on the statehouse grounds in Salem.
Tea Party Profiteers: How Republican Operatives Are Exploiting Economic Anxiety For Power, Cash. Because ultimately it's really about political power. No one should be naive enough to think that Repubilcans actually give a tinker's damn about the American Sheeple.
Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mullen: 'It is my personal belief' that repealing DADT is 'the right thing to do.'. A bit late to really do much good, but it is nice to see that there is a soldier willing to stand up and speak the truth, isn't it? DADT does nothing except harm national security. Isn't it time that the haters dropped their talking points and admit that truth cannot and should not be defined by hatred and talking points?
Stewart To Brian Williams: Are You Ever Tempted To Fill Diane Sawyer's Canteen With Urine?. Sometimes, even I'm rendered speechless. I got nothin'....
