February 11, 2010 5:05 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Treat Your Acne With Your iPhone. Little known fact: if you own an iPhone, it can cure your acne, predict winning lottery numbers, help you lose weight, AND get you laid. Damn, am I glad I have an iPhone.... ;-)

Better Loving Through Chemistry. Remember when we used to hang out in bars, where we'd try to get a girl drunk enough so that she'd consider coming home with us? Yeah, well...things have changed a wee bit....

Podesta Calls On McConnell To Apologize For Denigrating FBI Interrogation Of Abdulmuttalab. And while he's at it, perhaps McConnell could apologize for being such a blithering, partisan idiot.

Sinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord. The quickest way to get yourself killed in the Philippines? If you said "Launch into a Karaoke version of 'My Way'", you're going to want to come forward and collect your prize.

Palin: Obama could win reelection if he 'played the war card' and declared 'war on Iran.'. Yessirree, there's nothing quite like firebombing a few thousands innocents to cements one's re-election prospects. Hey, they're Iranian; it's not like they're real people anyway...right??

Palin's Speech Mocks 'Hopey Changey Stuff' And 'Lamestream Media'. Yeah, 'cuz that George Bush sure left things better than he found them, eh?

Fox News Military Analyst Endorses DADT Repeal, Criticizes McCain For Flip-Flopping Yes, you can probably be forgiven for thinking that Hell just froze over...because I think it just did.

Ahmadinejad Trying to Acquire 2008 Toyota Camry, Experts Fear. Today's new Weapon of Mass Destruction??

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