Google Creates Sex-Free, Advertiser-Friendly Version Of YouTube. And where, I ask you, is the fun in that?? All that will be left are piano-playing cats and Penn Jillette screaming "SHUT. THE. F--K. UP!!"
Gingrich Falsely Claims Shoe-Bomber Was U.S. Citizen To Smear Obama. If you can't prevail based on truth...well, lies and smear tactics are ALWAYS good fall-back options.
MoD defends use of pigs in explosive tests in Wiltshire. Yeah, but the good news is that the Ministry's cafeteria will be featuring bacon sandwiches for weeks.
Hannity: Snow Storms 'Seem To Contradict Al Gore's Hysterical Global Warming Theories'. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son....
Norwegians Chase Google Street View Car With Pitchforks. I shudder to think what happened when they caught the poor fools.
Afraid Of Tea Partiers, Armey Withholds Support From McCain In Race Against 'Undistinguished' J.D. Hayworth. Don't be a Dick...or in the case of Dick Armey, how 'bout you just stop talking. At least that way you can begin to stop being such an embarrassment.
Lava threatens last surviving home in doomed Hawaii neighborhood. Lava: Nature's way of telling you that it might be a good time to consider relocating...NOW!!
Super Bowl party goes horribly bad. Yep, it's not a Super Bowl party until some poor fool loses a testicle....
