February 18, 2010 4:45 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Esquire Poll: 78% Of 'GOP Leaders' Believe Obama Is A Socialist. Or, translated for laymen, 78% of 'GOP Leaders' are blithering idiots.

Poll: Majority of Minnesotans 'embarrassed' by Bachmann. I went to high school in the district Michele Bachmann now represents...and I'M embarrassed. The voters of her district should be ashamed of themselves for being so careless as to elect (and re-elect) such a flaming, unbalanced loon...or as I like to call her, "Joe McCarthy in a dress".

Texas Tea Party candidate: 'There are some very good arguments' that government was involved in 9/11. And there are even better arguments to explain why Debra Medina is a blithering idiot.

Atlanta's 'Yellow' Train Now 'Gold' After Outcry From Asian Community. An announcement coming to a politically correct protest near you: "And the 'Red' Line is now 'Maroon' after complaints from the Native American community." Can we possibly become an sillier?

Fox Host: Brennan 'First Politicized' Terrorism When He Called Out 'Politically Motivated' GOP Attacks. When we do it, it's speaking truth to power. When you do it, it's the worst sort of cynical, anti-American, partisan political calculation.

McCain Backs Down To Hannity: 'I Never Quite Understood' Global Warming. What can you expect from a guy who finished at the bottom of his class at the US Naval Academy? Then again, no one has ever accused Sen. McCain of being an intellectual giant.

Lunch Lady, Fifth-Grader Arrested After Food Fight Turns Violent. One of the first lessons I learned during my school days: NEVER PISS OFF THE LUNCH LADY. If she's the one giving you your lunch, you never want to provide her with an excuse to...um...enhance the food on your tray.

Bachmann endorses rally to Keep God in America. Hmm...I was unaware that we had begun deportations proceedings against God. Actually, I was unaware that he was even an American citizen. Man, I really need to stay paying closer attention to what's happening in Washington, eh?

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