James Cameron Explains Why The Na'vi Have Breasts. As if I really needed another reason not to see Avatar....
Tea Party Hero Charged Groceries, Minivan Repairs To Florida GOP. That swirling sound you heard was Marco Rubio's political career circling the drain.
McCain Assails Reconciliation, Forgetting He Once Said The GOP Laid 'The Groundwork' For Its Use. When Republicans do it, it's sound, thoughtful leadership. When Democrats do it, it's the worst sort of partisan hypocrisy imaginable.
Clay Aiken Talks Southern Family's Reaction To His Coming Out. Wait...what?? Clay Aiken is gay?? When did this happen??
South Dakota legislators tell schools to teach 'astrological' explanation for global warming. Well, it's not as if science offers acceptable explanations that mesh with the GOP platform. Astrology makes as much sense as anything else, right?
Lady Gaga Dons A Strap-On. Oh, be still, my foolish heart....
'Bachelor' Villain Rozlyn Papa Has Sex Tape Being Shopped. Well, of course she does; doesn't everyone? Just wait 'til my sex tape is ready to hit the market.... ;-)
The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said. The challenge, I suppose, would lie in narrowing down the plethora of astonishing ignorance to a manageable number of examples.
