Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex. Hide your women and children...it was bound to happen eventually....
8 Lobbyists For Each Member Of Congress. So...you STILL think our elected officials aren't for sale?
Afghan Conflict Killed Nearly 350 Children Last Year. Unfortunate collateral damage: 350 dead Afghan children. Epic tragedy: 350 dead American children.
PETA Uses Tiger Woods Sex Addiction in Ad. Remember to have your golfers spayed or neutered....
Teachers Suspended After Sexually Suggestive Pep Rally Dance. Well, it was either that or take the kids to a strip club....
Weiner Offends The GOP On House Floor: You're All 'Owned' By The 'Insurance Industry'!. It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true...and it most certainly is.
Activists: This Is Why Orcas Don't Belong in Tanks. Not to be flippant about the death of a trainer who loved her work, but they're called "Killer Whales" for a reason, no?
Joe Stack Not A Terrorist? Why Do Only Muslims Get Called The T-Word?. Because, as any REAL American will tell you, White Folks cannot be terrorists. Swarthy Islamofascists? Of course...they're the very definition, the face, of terrorism.
