Mitt Romney Claims That President Obama's Words 'Support' 911 Truthers Abroad. Because when you're a Republican, you're not constrained by inconvenient things like truth or reality. You can just make stuff up off the cuff, and the Mainstream Media will more often than not treat it as Gospel.
Sexting Teacher Sent Nude Pictures To Students, Police Say. Five words you never want to hear from your kid: "Naked pictures of my teacher."
GOP Lawmaker Demands Recall of Car That Drove Him to Gay Club. Well, 'cuz otherwise he'd have to admit that he's...um...gay??
Chris Wallace Calls The Perpetually Wrong Bill Kristol An 'Expert' On Iraq. Because in the intellectually dishonest rabbit hole that is Fox Noise Channel, you don't have to BE right; you just have to be ON the Right.
Time For March Madness Vasectomies Already?. Vasectomy fever!! Catch it!!!
Real Food Porn: Playboy's Pizza Picks. Food porn? Sadly, no. Just Playboy getting serious...about pizza.
Attention, Dick Cheney: Don't the Germans Know We're At War?. Why do the German appeasers hate America so?
Invasion Of The Burger Snatchers. If not for fast food, would life even be worth living?

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