Romney: ‘I find it hard to disagree with Rush Limbaugh.’. Translation: Pigboy has my testicles in a safe deposit box in Boca Raton.
Rush Limbaugh: I’ll Leave U.S. If Health Care Reform Passes. Here’s a suggestion: how about we make this happen?
First same-sex couple weds in D.C.. The sad thing is that we still live in a society where this sort of thing has to be newsworthy.
Runaway Toyota Hits 94 MPH, Driver Rescued By Highway Patrol. Wow, there’s a shock, eh? Who knew a Prius could hit 94 MPH??
Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Suing E-Trade for Ad. Wow…how arrogant, conceited, and self-absorbed do you have to be in order to convince yourself that a character in a television ad is modeled after you simply because it shares your first name? Oh, and I forgot to include immature in that laundry list. No word yet from Lindsay Vonn on whether she’ll also be suing E-Trade.
Allen Iverson: ‘I Am Going Through Very Rough Times’. It does not suck to be Allen Iverson. Wait…what? Pardon me; apparently it DOES suck to be Allen Iverson.
Graham Falsely Claims GOP Has Only Used Reconciliation With ‘Bipartisan Support’. Did the fool not think that someone somewhere would fact-check him? Or has he just be in the Senate long enough that he’s managed to convince himself that he’s bulletproof?
Mel Gibson Lists Malibu Mansion for $14.5 Million Recession? What recession??
Students Flock To University To Study Creationism. God said it. It’s in the Bible. Really…what other proof of Creationism’s truth do we need??
