Aided by Glenn Beck, Conspiracy Theories Bloom Over FEMA ‘Concentration Camps’. Silly wabbit; they’re not “FEMA concentration camps”; they’re political re-education camps. Conservatives will be interred and re-educated with the tenets of Chairman Mao, Betty Bowers, and Barack Obama (hereafter known as “The One”).
Republicans Scoff At Former Bush Speech Writer, Demand MORE Obama Opposition. How stupid can one party be? Well, how about THIS stupid? Pride (and hubris) goeth before a fall, eh?
A Children’s Treasury Of National Review Online’s Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours. Any publication that counts John Derbyshire and Jonah Goldberg among their heavy hitters amounts to little more than a comic book, anyway.
The 10 Most Outrageous Right-Wing Freakouts Over the Health Care Bill. The challenge, I suppose, was probably in whittling the list down to only ten.
GOP New Orleans Congressman: Health Reform ‘At A Par With Slavery’ Because Of Nonexistent Abortion Coverage. If you can’t argue on facts, you might as well make stuff up. Way to serve your constituents, Congressman.
6 Subtle Ways The News Media Disguises Bullshit As Fact. Damnit, it’s news when we say it is!!
Biden Drops F-Bomb During Health Care Signing Ceremony. The problem with Joe Biden is that he’s just too damn human. Hey, at least he gave the idiots at Fox Noise Channel something to wax indignant over….
Bart Stupak Demands Apology From ‘Baby Killer’ Shouter. Stupak has a legitimate gripe…but shouldn’t we be demanding an apology from him for the way he conducted himself during the health care reform debate?
SEC Employees Were Masturbating to Kiddie Porn While Your Economy Tanked. Your tax dollars at work…propping up the stock prices of Kleenex and AstroGlide.
Democratic Offices Vandalized In Days Surrounding Health Care Vote. When you know you’re not going to win anyway, you might as well take out your frustrations on your opponents, no? It’s not like Democrats are real people or anything. Uh, does anyone else think that this might just meet the definition of domestic terrorism?
