Man Sues Airline For Not Looking At His Scrotum. Yet another reason not to fly Hell Airlines, eh? They wouldn’t check mine, either.
Texas Board of Education cuts Thomas Jefferson out of its textbooks. Really. No joke. In case you were wondering, Texas is not about education. It’s about indoctrination. And you wonder why I wanted out of Texas so badly….
Erin Andrews: ‘I Have Bow Legs!’. Who care?? I still wouldn’t kick you out of bed! Really….
Christian Leader Calls for Glenn Beck Boycott Over ‘Social Justice’ Comments. Careful…you’ll only encourage him.
Report: NFL Draft Prospect Had Sex With Sister. A registered sex offender? In the NFL? Cue the protesting feminist groups in 4…3…2….
Former Jazz Center Arrested With Marijuana In Butt. And you think I just make this stuff up….
Baseless ‘Obama Fishing Ban’ Myth Somehow Gains Traction. Barack Obama and his evil minions are determined to kill everything that’s good, right, and holy about this country. Once they’ve completed their mission, they will then turn this country over to his Muslim overlords.
Are Republicans Getting Away With Sex Scandals?. Of course they are; it’s what Republicans do. Democrats? Why, they’d be crucified!
Subway Charged Me $2273 For $5 Footlong. And all I wanted was extra onions and green peppers….
Shame Is the Price of Choice?. Sure, you can have an abortion…as long as you promise to be appropriately ashamed for making that choice.