Man charged with sharing child porn in Minneapolis coffee shop. I’ll a take caramel latte and a Japanese kiddie bukkake video…
GOP Senate Candidate: Gay Marriage Law Could Produce Man-Horse Nuptials. Well…what if the horse is really hot???
Christian leaders urge Congress to ignore misinformation on abortion provisions and pass health reform. Hmm…Christians…social justice…Glenn Beck says RUN!!!
Kevin Garn Resigns In Wake Of Hot Tub Confession. How can you tell when Republicans have officially become embarrassments? When they give a standing ovation to a man who just admitted sharing a hot tub while naked with an underage girl. Say hello to the party of morality and decency.
Why Does Glenn Beck Hate Jesus?. ‘Cuz it drives his ratings up??
Jim Bunning Gets Cheers At Home In Kentucky. How can you tell when Republicans have officially become embarrassments? How about when they celebrate a insensitive, crazier-than-a-March-hare dickweed like Bunning?
IRS Agents Visit Car Wash To Demand 4 Cents. Your tax dollars at work…even if common sense isn’t.
Rove Falsely Claims Bush Administration Never Said Iraqi Oil Revenue Would Help Pay For War. Uh, someone wanna roll the Paul Wolfowitz clip? Jeebus, former Bushies are all about the revisionist history, aren’t they??
Wife Of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas Launches Tea Party Group. It’s a free country, of course, and Mrs. Thomas is free to do as she sees fit. I’m also free to call her out for being a reactionary fool who wouldn’t recognize liberty if it bit her on the posterior.
Hand-Holding Sarkozys Vote In France. No, despite the rumors that seem to be flying across da Interweb, I am not schtupping Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. Not that I would scoff at the opportunity, mind you….
