Things I think I might be thinking....

Alexander Admits Senate GOP Will Obstruct Fixes To Improve Health Care Bill Simply For Partisan Gain. When you have nothing constructive to offer, you might as well carry water for those who fill your campaign coffers, eh?

Ex-NBA Player: I Had Sex With 90 Women A Month. Well, if you don’t use it, you’re gonna lose it…right?? I’m just marveling at Bennett’s ability to play 3-4 games a week AND boink three women a day. That’s some sort of stamina, eh? It wears me out just thinking about it…. ;-)

Fox Business: “Does Obamacare mean millions more jobs destroyed?”. Well, of course it does. Why? Because we say so, that’s why!

Potential Arizona Gubernatorial Candidate Joe Arpaio: ‘We Should Send Troops To Mexico’. Hey, it worked in Iraq and Afghanistan….

“All Black People” Asked To Leave New Jersey Wal-Mart. Well, Black History Month was over, so somebody probably figured it was back to business as usual….

Hawaii Considering Law To Ignore Obama Birthers. How long do our tax dollars have to be wasted responding to stupid people playing stupid games for stupid reasons?

Armey Accuses ‘Destructive’ Tancredo Of ‘Alienating’ Hispanics. Man, I just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young. As if Dick Armey has any claim to the moral high ground….

Fox & Friends’ nicknames for “self-execution” rule: “Demon pass” and “Slaughterhouse rule”. If you don’t know what you’re talking about about…well, no worries…just look and act as if you do. The drooling masses won’t be able to tell, and they’ll think you’re some sort of freakin’ expert. It’s how “Fair and Balanced” works.

Alan Grayson on Palin: ‘The most intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush’. Caribou Barbie will no doubt take this as an endorsement and be grateful for the attention. When you have an ego and need for attention as outsized as Palin, the worst thing imaginable is to be ignored.

Why Cover Coffee When They Made Tea? FOX News Knocks Coffee Party, Promotes Tea Party. Because it’s not newsworthy unless something is foaming at the mouth about Barack Obama’s birth certificate.