Michele Bachmann: Don’t pay taxes!. And where does Bachmann think her salary comes from? The online sale of magic beans? I’m ashamed to admit that I went to high school in the district Bachmann represents. I had NO idea that I grew up surrounded by so much bile, ignorance, and Jesus-y lunacy.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Ontario?. Man, I had NO idea that Toronto and Ontario had so many issues. Here’s something that no one seems to have an answer for: why do the Maple Leafs continue to suck season after season?
The 2010 Shamrock Shake crisis. Look, if the biggest problem dogging your miserable, pointless existence is your inability to find a Shamrock Shake, perhaps it’s time to stop your whining, eh? Jeebus, McDonald’s might have to use something artificial.
Saw-safety invention pits Oregon firm against giant manufacturers. If you think that manufacturers care about their customers…well, you might want to take off those rose-colored glasses. Remember, safety doesn’t sell…and losing a finger just means that you have nine left.
Stupak dismisses nuns’ letter: I don’t listen to them, I listen to ‘leading bishops’ and Focus on the Family. If there’s a bigger hypocrite in the Democratic Party, I have no idea who it might be. It’s hard to believe that Stupak can in good conscience even call himself a Democrat.
Welcome to the United States of Iceland. It’s cold, frozen, and the diet is basically inedible…but Iceland might just be a preview of things to come for this country.
PinPointsX App Helps You Score With Strangers. Sweet! Now my iPhone can help me get laid. Don’tcha just LOVE technology?
After Calling Self-Executing Rule Unconstitutional, Pence Admits He Previously Voted For It. Republican hypocrisy: such a common, everyday occurrence that’s it’s barely even newsworthy anymore.
New Idaho Law: AG MUST Sue If Health Care Bill Passes. What do you expect? It’s Idaho- the birthplace of crazy, where wingnuts go to die, and where good, God-fearing White Folks can ring their property with razor wire and not feel out of place.
Bachmann: ‘MoveOn.org people’ are not ‘real people.’. No, we’re just soulless drones who get our marching orders from George Soros and Markos Moulitsas.
