As vegans, we’re of course bound by blood oath to be outraged by meat surrounded by meat and drizzled in dairy, especially when mass-produced by a megacorp dedicated to poisoning as many people worldwide as possible. But sometimes something is just too ridiculous to hate, and like a game of culinary marry-fuck-kill, we saw the Double Down and chose “fuck.”
OK, so on Monday I wrote about KFC’s new Double Down sandwich, perhaps the single most brilliant culinary creation in the history of mankind (It’s between that and Blue Bell’s Key Lime Pie ice cream…which I can’t get here in Oregon, as it’s only available in Texas. But I digress….). I’d figured that there would be some out there who would react, but I never imagined that vegans would take the challenge so seriously.
Of course, I have nothing against veganism (outside of the obvious Socialist overtones contained in the recipes), but if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…well, this sounds like a lot of damn work to clog your arteries, don’tchathink??
Sorry, y’all, but if I’m going to dig my grave with my teeth, it’s going to be accompanied by REAL cheese, chicken, and bacon. Besides, why would I go through all of the trouble of making a fake Double Down myself, which I can go to KFC and have someone else do the cooking for me?
Go on; die like a man…not like some Socialist weenie trying to make some sort of impotent moral/political statement. ;-)
