April 2, 2010 6:10 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

The Ideal Life: Illustrated To Perfection. Man, have I got some work to do….

Post-Palin Alaska has largest debt burden in US. Wow, so I wonder how that “dopey, dedrangey” stuff is working out for Caribou Barbie these days? Clearly, she’s learned that the secret to being a successful Republican is never letting yourself get all wrapped up in facts.

Eight in militia enter not-guilty pleas. Conclusive proof that irony is not dead: the Hutaree, who hate the government and consider it to be in league with Satan, have asked for…wait for it…public defenders. Yay, chutzpah!!

Fox News Encourages Old Poor People To Try ‘Photoshop’. Well, it beats having to farm their chyron work out to an Indonesian sweat shop…and the poor will work for free!

FEDERAL JUDGE: BUSH PROGRAM ILLEGALLY WIRETAPPED AMERICANS. Now can we impeach the bastard?? Wait, what?? Damn…can we at least put him on trial??

Hannity’s charity vows to rebut fraud charges — someday. Because, when you get right down to it, Sean Hannity doesn’t give a damn what “lesser” mortals (anyone not named “Sean Hannity”) think about him or anything he does.

What If Fox News Actually Wants Mob Violence? “If”? I think a more accurate question would be “When?”

Ross Douthat Blames Child-Raping Catholic Priests On … Hippies!. Man, I had NO idea…but it turns out that Liberals like me are responsible for the Catholic Church’s pedophila scandal. If you need me, I’ll be saying my Hail Marys as I’m playing Russian Roulette in my bathtub and self-medicating with a fifth of Southern Comfort.

Chechen rebel: I ordered subway attack. Does this mean I have to watch my back the next time I go out to get a sandwich for lunch??

Our Government Is Planning to Stay at War for the Next 80 Years — Anyone Got a Problem with That?. So who says the government doesn’t have a long-term program for creating jobs?

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