April 14, 2010 6:13 AM

Things I think I might be thinking....

Hockey player an ‘asshole,’ but not guilty, says judge. Sadly, this is not yet a crime.

Barbaric spectacle: Orangutans kickbox and parade in bikinis for cheering tourists. Uh, wait…orangutans can kickbox??

Mississippi Gov Defends Confederate History Proclamation. Well, duh…it’s not like White Folks were enslaved…and African-Americans are always playing the race card. So, you think it’s easy being White?

You’re Getting More Ads, and You’re Gonna Like It. Only Steve Jobs would try to convince Apple fanatics that more advertising is a good thing.

Europe Offers Greece $40 Billion Bailout. Hell, Europe can bail me out for a fraction of that.

HELLO KITTY WINE DOESN’T QUITE SET THE RIGHT MOOD. This would be my nominee for the “Things guaranteed to ensure that you don’t get laid” list.

For those who cannot see, erotica in 3-D. Coming soon: porn in “Feel Around”!

American teen aims for Everest record. Or, he’ll be the youngest one to die trying.

Shortchanged At White Castle? Man calls 911 after hooker fails to deliver in fast food bathroom.. Good God, man…what do you expect for $50?

CUPCAKES FOR ZOMBIES. Because zombies deserve swwet treats, too. ;-)

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